Not a legend but the name was fun. This is just the random stuff I've thought about and want to remember. If you find it useful, hurray! If not, you'll know me better anyway.
haiku
Five, seven, then five
Forces me to be concise
so here are my thoughts:
On Ab Selfies and online dating
Dear headless torso,
Your physique is nice enough
But I’m into brains.
This phrase needs to go away
“Single for a week?”
You’re not a single parent
if they’ll come back home.
Legend of Velda 