Reality Check
Open wider, heart.
See what is and what is not,
Not just what could be.
Nostalgia
What is the smell from home that you would feel most nostalgic about?
Cuddling carrots
“Would you carrot all?”
A classic Valentine pun,
but these seem to care.
Hyperbole
Mary: “Is your MIND BLOWN?” Ethan: “Well, there is a slight breeze going through it.”
Red Beans & Lentils
Tonight after dinner I turned to my son and said, “Would you put away the leftovers?”
He raised his eyebrow and said, “Do you mean put them in the fridge, or put away the leftovers?”
