Ethan: “Wouldn’t it be weird if you were one of those parents who obsessively followed your kids’ business, and you went and got one of those smart watch things and hooked it up to our phones?”
Me: “… that would be weird…”
Ethan: “And every time one of us got a text, you could see who we’re talking to and what they were saying…”
Me: “? .. “
Ethan: “And if someone texted something you didn’t like, you’d say, ‘Not on MY watch!'”
Legend of Velda 