Mary wanted to go for a hike the other day, while the weather was still decent.
Mary: “Can we go on a hike?”
me: “I’ve got to work today.”
Mary: “Well, you can bring your laptop”
me: “I can’t walk and work at the same time.”
Mary: “Well, I could be the one that watches where we’re going.”
me: “But I couldn’t carry the laptop and type at the same time. I need both hands just to type.”
Mary: “I know, that’s why I’m going to carry it on my head, and you can walk right behind me.”
Legend of Velda 