DARK LAUNDRY!!!

(note: I’ve realized I get a little intimidated about trying to make this blog remotely focused and professional, so: YMMV. This is me.)

Today I bumped into this Facebook memory, and since “DARK LAUNDRY!” has become a bit of a meme between me and my kids since then, I figured I’d archive it here. From April 21, 2019:

Me: (while swishing Chlorhexidine) “Do you have any dark laundry?”

Ethan: “What?”

Me: “Do you have any dark laundry?”

Ethan: “I don’t speak dentist.”

Me: “Come here.”

Ethan: (miraculously understands, comes to where I’m putting things in the washer)

Me: (pointing at washer) “DARRRRRK LAUNDRYYYYY!”

Ethan: (laughing) “Momma, I love you.”

That was the moment I realized I sounded exactly like Strong Mad.