As the kids vocabulary grows, so does their incidence of misheard words. A few recent ones: Exclamation point = “Eskimo nation Point” Little Caesars = “Little Tweezers” Refusing to eat Dinner (a violation at our […]
The kids were being so silly that spring, I’d taken to carrying a notebook with me so I could write everything down. And then I dumped my favorites here. 🙂
It’s already circulated through the family, but for the sake of future blackmail, I’ll record it here too.
Ethan is my commercial loving kid. If they’re watching a show, and the commercials come on, and we press mute or turn the TV off, he says, “HEY, I was watching that!” And he’s not […]
It’s been a while since he did it but for anyone who didn’t see it, this is what I found on the computer one night after Ethan had been playing:
Wow, I thought I’d start writing down what the kids said. Looks like I forgot to write the context though 😦 I’ll type what I remember.. Ethan: “Wait for it, wait for it!! Surprise, mom […]
As they say, it’s amazing what one can do when one doesn’t know what one can’t do. I decided I should write down a couple of the kids creative solutions to their problems. Today Mary […]
I encourage you to add your kids’ weird stories and quotes too. Peanut Butter Princesses As part of our bedtime routine I ask the kids to think some of their favorite thoughts (in hopes to […]
I’d forgotten to write about Mary’s incident with the “Tussin CF”. This occurred about a month ago. I was working online a little late. When I walked out, Mary was just polishing off a cup […]
The humor is in the details. Mary walked up to me tonight and sat on my lap saying, “Momma, I just love Carls Junior. They give me chicken stars, and french fries, and strawberry soda, […]
So we were telling Ethan and Mary about “rules” last night and how they can keep us safe. One of our rules is to not jump on the couch, because whenever they do, they fall […]
Mary: Momma is a boy. Ethan: No, Momma is a girl! Mary: Is not! Ethan: Is too! (pause) Mary: Is three!