Remember that poem about the lonely puffin who switched to pancakes after making friends with the fishes?
I thought everyone knew how to do this. I was wrong, so I’ll post it. Why would you pay premium price for a bag of cheese crumbles, or bother with the shredder ever again?
I certainly haven’t perfected the matter yet, but so far I’ve got a few good ideas! (And you’re welcome to submit yours!)